BURN BIN PODCAST

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Igor's cellphone from episode 005: How to Break a Phone.

Posted by BURN BIN at 11:00 PM

BURN BIN: What do people who have no purpose in life do? … Oh, and they’re too much of pussies to join the military. But yeah, real failures at life. Anyways, they make a podcast. And that’s us and we are totally awesome!... in a totally newbish way, but we are still learning, but it’s damn funny to watch a train wreck, so come aboard the Failwarts Express as we take it full powered into a shitblock wall! Don’t worry cause we try our best to make you laugh as we start to hone our podcast skills. Nick, a fiery, hot blooded, crass, sarcastic, and slightly idiotic fellow, gives a unique flavor to the podcast. He is the main voice of the show and has a hard time shutting up. Igor, a silent, laid back (nice way of saying ‘lazy douche’), and money hungry man who seeks nothing, but fame and fortune brings his quiet ass as the co-host. He tries to avoid talking as much as possible and does whatever he can to make Nick do most of the podcast as a solo act… until he starts being sexual or homoerotic, then he does whatever he can to make Nick shut up.